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Join the GOP

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, says:

If you believe being gay is a choice, but only because you joined a church that says so…

If you think the New Testament applies to you and the Old Testament to everyone else…

If you think life is sacred, but health is negotiable…

If you think that being Pro-life is sacred, but should not interfere with the death penalty…

If you tear at the torture of one, but cheer at the torture of many…

If you are for intrusive to regulate a utility, but not a uterus…

If you are for smaller budgets and bigger battleships…

If you idolize American history, but don’t know any…

If your daughter is an abstinence only spokesperson and in her third trimester…

If you worship a guy who told you to give everything you own to the poor, but then call Socialism evil…

If you think homosexuality is the worst sin, but have a saviour who forgot to mention it…

If you love America, but the people you hate most always end up being American…

Join the Party! The GOP! The Grand Ol’ Party, so you can be for something while you’re against it!

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About Mriana

Mriana is a humanist and the author of "A Source of Misery", who grew up in the Church of God, Anderson Indiana. After she became an adult, she joined the Episcopal Church, but later left the Church and became a humanist. She has two grown sons and raises cats. Mriana raised her sons in the Episcopal Church, but in their teen years, they left the Church and she soon followed. One of her sons became a "Tao Buddhist" and the other a None, creating his own world view. She enjoys writing, reading, science, philosophy, psychology, and other subjects. Mriana is also an animal lover, who cares for their welfare as living beings, who are part of the earth. She is a huge Star Trek fan in a little body.
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