Betty Bowers, American’s Best Christian, Explains Abortion from a Biblical Perspective

Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, explains what the Bible says about abortion.

According to Betty, you can expect God’s wrath when you are expecting.  She starts by explaining that God killed more “unborn children” than any woman on earth.  Not only did he kill “unborn children”, but God allowed the deaths of many children.

She stated on her facebook page:

[H]ere is my new video on the Bible's position(s) on abortion. It was prompted by seeing a “God is Pro-Life” bumper sticker. After I stopped laughing, I thought: “I can see both sides to the abortion argument, but let's not make things up. The god of both the Old and New Testamtents is anything but pro-life.”

Of course, in the Bible women are worth half that of a man and the newborn is worth nothing in God’s eyes, Betty explains.

God is militarily pro-abortion, but he’s not technically pro-choice, because it never occurred to him to give you a choice.  God is also absent minded and has no idea which religion you follow.  He even shares his magic recipe to give you an involuntary abortion.

What did Jesus say about abortion and homosexuality?  Crickets chirping.

Anyone who has read Revelations knows Jesus plans to trash more fetuses than an Alaskan prom.  The Lord may have undergone anger management between Testaments, but it’s hard to teach an old god new tricks, because Jesus’ second coming is going to make the kiddy killing and God’s Great Flood look like dinner theatre.

Honestly, how can anyone say Jesus is against terminating pregnancies?  He ends almost 40% of them with a miscarriage.  Sometimes he sneaks into the mom’s house and gives her one while she’s sleeping.  Against abortionists?  Don’t make Him chuckle.  He is the history’s most industrious!

Mriana

Mriana is a humanist and the author of "A Source of Misery". She has two grown sons and raises cats. She enjoys writing, reading, science, philosophy, psychology, and other subjects. Mriana is also an animal lover, who cares for their welfare as living beings, who are part of the earth. She is a huge Star Trek fan in a little body.

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