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Things Santorum must do before aborting his campaign, including waiting 72 hours

Things Santorum must do before aborting his campaign, including waiting 72 hours

Live Funny or Die website, along with RH Reality Check created a video spoof concerning Santorum aborting his campaign.

Besides the counseling at Planned Politics and mandatory waiting period of 72 hours, there are a number of other things Santorum needs to do before aborting his campaign, like listing to his campaign manager’s heart.

Watch the video to see what all Santorum must do before he can abort his campaign.

One thing they forgot was calculating his campaign from the moment of his last… um…  You know.  It is on the tip of my tongue, but I am sure somebody knows what it is.

Poor man might not get through all the hoops before it is too late to abort his campaign.  With all the hoops, he might be stuck with it.

"If you weren't mature enough to carry your candidacy to term, you shouldn't have engaged in the risky behavior that began it," Mixon says.

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Mriana is a humanist and the author of "A Source of Misery", who grew up in the Church of God, Anderson Indiana. After she became an adult, she joined the Episcopal Church, but later left the Church and became a humanist. She has two grown sons and raises cats. Mriana raised her sons in the Episcopal Church, but in their teen years, they left the Church and she soon followed. One of her sons became a "Tao Buddhist" and the other a None, creating his own world view. She enjoys writing, reading, science, philosophy, psychology, and other subjects. Mriana is also an animal lover, who cares for their welfare as living beings, who are part of the earth. She is a huge Star Trek fan in a little body.
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