Bill Maher’s New Rule: Atheism is a Religion Like Abstinence is a Sex Position, With First Post-humous Debaptism

I could not say it better myself or even funnier.  Bill Maher stated, “A new rule, until someone claims to see Christopher Hitchens’ face in a tree stump, idiots must stop claiming the atheism is a religion.”

He instead that there is one little difference, religion is defined as a belief in a superhuman controlling power and atheism is precisely not that.” He continued to say, “Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.”

He went on to say the religious compare science, such as Climate Change, Darwinism, and Evolution to religion. Evidence based beliefs are not religions. He said, “It’s a dodge out of the tradition of ‘I know you are but what am I?’” He insisted that it is not fair that people who cannot defend their own nonsense get to create a fake fair and balance argument, the way they do when they try to say that Creationism is equally valid.

Before he is done with his rant, he mentioned that is only fair [atheists] get to undo the loony stuff the religious do and that he would start by undoing the Mormons post-humous baptism of Mitt Romney’s dead father-in-law, who was an atheist.

He then goes on to do “history’s first unbaptism for the late Edward Davies,” which is a very humourous few minutes.

Mriana

Mriana is a humanist and the author of "A Source of Misery". She has two grown sons and raises cats. She enjoys writing, reading, science, philosophy, psychology, and other subjects. Mriana is also an animal lover, who cares for their welfare as living beings, who are part of the earth. She is a huge Star Trek fan in a little body.

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