May 16, 2012

Salem witches put hex on Tim Tebow for Broncos-Patriots game; Patriots win 45-10

Friday the 13th seemed like a good time to get in on Tebow-mania to some Salem witches who sought to "neutralize" Time Tebow and help Tom Brady and the Patriots for Saturday's game. It appears to have worked as the Patriots dominated the Broncos 45-10 in the AFC playoffs:


Sports Illustrated reports that "Brady threw six touchdown passes, five in the first half, putting the Patriots into the AFC championship game and silencing the nationwide frenzy surrounding Tebow."

CBS Boston reports that the Salem witches were simply offering a prayer.   “Tebow is praying to the Gods, and we, the Witches of Salem will pray for the entire New England Patriots team and raise the energy in their honor to maximize an outstanding performance,” Salem Witch Lorelei said.

That old black magic seems to have had the Patriots under their spell.

Dakota O'Leary

Dakota O'Leary is a freethinker, and often sassy, scholar of theology and literature. She got her Bachelor of Arts degree in English and Theology from the State University of New York College at Buffalo, and her Master of Arts degree in Theology and Literature from Antioch University-Midwest. She is a contributing writer focusing on eschatology, biblical prophecy, and general religious news. Dakota is a co-host of the God Discussion radio show, offering insight to the news stories of the week. We like to call her "our in-house Biblical prophecy expert" as her articles on eschatology have received over 200,000 views on God Discussion.

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    That is hilarious!

    Deborah

  • http://www.goddiscussion.com Dakota O'Leary

    Witches: 1
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  • http://www.houseofbetazed.com Mriana

    ROFLMAO! That's too funny.