Atheists offer to take Charge of Raptured Christians' Pets after May 21 Judgment Day
On May 19, 2011 At 5:18 am
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A company formed by atheists called the Eternal Earth-Bound Pets USA has offered to take charge of the pets of Christians after they have been Raptured to heaven on May 21 Judgment Day. As far as Christian theology is concerned pets of Christians will not be Raptured on Judgment Day,thus, some Christians who love their pets may be worrying over the fate of their pets after Rapture.
Earth-Bound Pets USA, which is reported to already have 259 clients, issued the comforting statement to pet loving Christians: "You have committed you life to Jesus. You know you are saved. But when Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" The atheist company has offered to "take the burden" off the mind of heaven-bound Christians who might be worried about the fate of their pets after Rapture.
The atheists, of course, have no doubts that they will still be around after the Christians have been Raptured, and have, therefore, undertaken, for a non-refundable advance fee of $135, and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to mobilize their left-behind atheist rescuers to pick pets from the homes of their clients for eternal safekeeping and care, but this is only on the condition that the Rapture happens.