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Humor and Urban Myths: The Plastic Jesus

Prayerful driving is careful driving!

CINCINNATI (EAP) – A Cincinnati teenager was killed yesterday when her plastic Jesus dashboard figure was driven into her chest by her car's airbag which inflated during an accident involving two other vehicles.

17-year-old Darlene Fulps of Cincinnati was apparently holding her Jesus figure close to her chest when she ran through a red light and collided with two other vehicles in a busy intersection.

"The air bag inflated and pushed the head of Jesus straight through her heart," said Tom Young, medical examiner at the scene of the accident. "If it wasn't for the plastic Jesus, Ms. Fulps would still be alive today."

"Air bags have saved thousands of lives, but in this case it actually took a life, thanks to Jesus," said police officer Graham Pryor, first officer at the scene.

Robert Fulps, Darlene's father and devout Christian man said "It was just our daughter's time to go, and we can't question the actions of God. My daughter loved Jesus and worshipped Him, and I think she's probably talking to Him in heaven right now."

"We gave our daughter the dashboard Jesus for her birthday last year, and she really liked it," said Mrs. Gladys Fulps. "It's too bad that Jesus ended up killing her, but we believe she's in heaven now, and we're happy for her, and hope to re-unite with her when we get to heaven."

"We're just glad our daughter had Jesus in her heart when she died," said Mr. and Mrs. Fulps.

The above story is an urban legend.   It started as a joke in 1999 and has been circulated via email ever since, with people believing it's a true story (see the Snopes investigation).

Here are some "plastic Jesus" classics.

The first is Paul Newman singing Plastic Jesus in the late 1960s movie, Cool Hand Luke.

And here's Billy Idol's 2005 Plastic Jesus:

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  • My favorite part of the Billy Idol clip is the flask. LOL!

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